SUNSET GRILL REVISITED
Lets go down to the Food Network
We can watch the star wanna-be's go by
Watch the FN execs walk around and mumble
And stare out at the vanilla sky
There's Alton from the show called Good Eats
To him, its all the same
Calls all his Food Network peers inane
Down at the sunset grill (x4)
You see a lot more meanness on the network
Its the kind that Cuisinarts you up inside
Hard to come away with anything that feels
Like a decent risotto
Hard to get home with any pride
These days a man makes a lamb chop
But, the starch is under cooked
There is no hiding on the plate
Down at the sunset grill (x4)
Respectable little junk food sponsors pay
They get more respectable every day
Dont worry girl, the Unwrapped re-runs aren't forever
And someday soon were gonna get in Guy's
Car and get outta here
Maybe well leave come springtime
Meanwhile, have another beer
What would we do without all these recipes with bacon
Anyway?
Besides, there's always the Travel Channel, and
Bourdain is there
Down at the sunset grill (x4)
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