Considering that teh kitteh played a prominent role in this series-ending episodes, I thought some LOLSopranos (something like LOLCats) might be appropriate:
Im in ur bing, staring at christofa.
I made Agent Harris a veal parm sub, but I eated it.
I can has ambiguouz ending?
AJ is alive? DO NOT WANT.
Phil has a bukett? No, he kikked it!
Oh hai, Im David Chase, werkin on the sopranoes movee, gtgkthx.